Это матрица Н. Ф. (британский английский) или нет.
Number One
A: Hello, David. How are you, dear?
B: Very well, thank you. Er, this is Vicki.
A: Oh, hello, Victoria.
C: Hello.
A: Ugh… Is that your dog?
B: Yes, it’s on...
A: Oh, David! You know all about my allergies! I can’t go near a dog! Take it away!
Number Two
Father: Right. Lunchtime. Let’s have something to eat. Andrew, are you hungry?
Son: Yeah. Pizza for me.
F: How about a sandwich?
S: No. Pizza. It’s my favorite. With ketchup.
F: Ketchup? On a pizza?
S: Yeah, dad, ketchup. And a chocolate donut.
Daughter: Ergh.
F: Anything to drink?
S: A cola.
F: OK… And for you, Victoria?
D: An orange juice.
F: Anything to eat?
D: No, dad. I’m on a diet!
F: How about an egg and bacon sandwich?
D: Dad! I’m vegetarian!
F: Oh, yes, sorry. How about a cheese and tomato sandwich?
D: No, thanks. Just an orange juice.
F: OK.
Number Three
Zoe: Wow! Congratulations, Shaun. You were great!
Shaun: Thank you, Zoe. I can’t believe it.
Z: So, Shaun, tell us about yourself. Where were you born?
S: Belfast, but my parents moved to Manchester later.
Z: How old were you then?
S: I was ten.
Z: When did you leave school?
S: Three years ago. When I was sixteen.
Z: Where did you work?
S: In a supermarket.
Z: When did you decide to be a singer?
S: I didn’t. I wanted to be an actor. I studied acting in my free time.
But I love singing.
Z: Are you a fan of Eye Dolls?
S: Oh, yeah. This is the dream of a lifetime. They’re all really great guys.
Z: What’s going to happen next?
S: We’re recording a new album next week. Then we’re going on tour.
Z: Well, good luck with your new career, Shaun.
S: Thanks, Zoe.
Number Four
Good evening,
I’m Angela Jones, and here is the weather forecast for tomorrow, March the twenty-first.
Well, it’s going to be a cold day in the north-west with temperatures around two degrees Celsius. In the north-east it’s going to snow in the afternoon.
Rain is going to move into Wales in the morning,
and it’s going to rain in the south-west of England in the afternoon.
It’s going to be a cloudy day in the south of England.
In the south-east it’s going to be a lovely, sunny day.
It’s going to be windy in the Midlands, and in the east it’s going to thunder.
Well, that’s all from me, have a nice day!
Number Five
A: What are you playing?
B: Shh.
A: What?
B: Road Race Four.
A: Which is your car?
B: The red one. It’s second – there’s only one car in front. There it is! OK.
I’m going to pass it… come on, come on… I’m passing the blue car… Yes! I’m in front… I’ve passed it. I’ve won! Oh, no. Oh, how did that happen?
A: Can I have a go now, then?
Number Six
H: OK. Let’s arrange the next meeting. How about Monday the eighth in the afternoon?
Chelsea?
C: Yeah. That’s good for me.
H: Adam?
A: Um, Monday the eighth? No, sorry, Harry, I can’t.
I’m meeting my bank manager at two thirty.
H: Right. What about Thursday the eleventh?
C: In the morning?
H: Yes.
C: I’m free.
A: No, sorry, I can’t do Thursday. I’m going to Liverpool.
H: Right. Friday the twelfth?
C: Yep.
A: No… I’ve got two appointments on the twelfth.
H: The fifteenth? Lunchtime?
A: No, sorry. I’m seeing my girlfriend then.
H: Can’t you change it?
A: It’s her birthday. I’m taking her to lunch.
H: Well, we can’t wait too long. When’s good for you, Adam?
A: Tomorrow? Ten o’clock?
H: Fine for me.
C: Sorry. I’m … No, no. It doesn’t matter. I can change it.
H: Great. Let’s meet at ten.
Number Seven
I usually come here three or four times a week. I run every day too. I always do weight training. I don’t often use the machines. Well, I sometimes do five minutes to warm up, that’s all.
Number Eight
A: Have you got everything?
B: Yes. It’s all here.
A: Passports?
B: Yes.
A: Train tickets?
B: Of course. Don’t worry.
A: Have you got seat reservations?
B: Yes. Car four. Seats B-fifteen and B-sixteen.
A: What about the hotel vouchers?
B: They’re in my bag.
A: What about money?
B: You’ve got it.
A: Have I?
B: It’s in your bag.
A: Oh, yes. Here it is. Oh, we haven’t got anything to read.
B: It’s OK. I’ve got some magazines.
A: What about food? We can get some sandwiches.
B: No, there’s a buffet on the train.
Number Nine
A: Lunch is in the garden.
B: Outside? I can’t sit outside.
A: But it’s a lovely day.
B: Not for me. I’ve got hay fever.
A: Oh, OK. We can go into the dining room. This way...
B: There are flowers on the table.
A: Yes, they’re roses from our garden.
B: Please take them away. I’m very allergic to roses.
Number Ten
A: Are you waiting?
B: Yes, I’m looking for a song.
A: What’s the title?
B: I don’t know. But it’s on the radio.
A: I see. Who’s the artist?
B: I don’t know. It’s an old song.
A: Uh, do you know the words?
B: Um, yes… it’s uh… «I’m walking...» somewhere....
A: Can you sing it?
B: What? In here?
A: Yes.
B: «I’m walking to New Orleans...».
A: No, I don’t know it.
B: He’s American.
A: Ah.
B: He’s very good.
A: Mmm. Let me check the computer.
I… I’m… I’m walking… no… wa… walking… yes. Here it is.
«Walking to New Orleans» by Fats Domino.
B: Great! That’s it! Have you got it?
A: No, we haven’t. But we can order it.
B: OK. How much is it?
A: It’s a greatest hits CD. It’s fourteen ninety-nine.
B: That’s fine.
Number Eleven
OK, be quiet, please! Let’s have the tall ones in the back row.
Can I have number three, number six, number eleven… and the goalkeeper, number one. Stand behind the chairs. Good. Mmm. Number three on the left… no-no-no, my left.
Then six, then the goalkeeper, and number eleven on my right. Number six?
You’re between number three and the goalkeeper. That’s it.
Goalkeeper, take off your cap, please. Oh, dear. No, put it on again.
Number four, hold the mascot. No, be quiet, please. Don’t laugh.
And number seven, hold the football.
Number eleven. Don’t look over there. Look at me. And number five, don’t look at him. Thank you. And don’t chew gum, number six. Take it out. No, don’t put it there.
OK, ready? Smile! Say ‘cheese’! Thank you.
Number Twelve
Guide: Right… this way, please. Oh, yes, yes. This is the… Mona Lisa, I think.
And it’s by… Leonardo… um…
Leonardo diCaprio, the famous, um, Spanish artist.
It’s a very famous painting… and very… and it’s old.
Tourist: How old is it?
G: Oh, very old. And it…
T: How old is it exactly?
G: Ooh, a hundred… no, two hundred years old.
She’s beautiful, and her smile is… very nice.
Number Thirteen
Well, I’m retired. I live on my own now. Just me and my cat.
In my fridge there’s some cat food for Tibby. She doesn’t eat very much nowadays.
She’s fourteen, you know. There are some potatoes. They’re from yesterday’s dinner.
Um, there are some sardines on a plate, and they’re for my dinner tonight.
And I’ve got some peas for tonight as well.
Number Fourteen
Chris: Now, the next question is for two thousand. Are you ready, Pat?
Pat: Yes, Chris.
C: The first modern Olympic Games were in eighteen ninety-six. Where were they?
A, Paris? B, Athens? Or C, London?
P: Um, well, the ancient Olympic Games were in Greece…
so, I’m going to choose Athens.
C: Sure?
P: Yes, I’m sure, Chris. Athens.
C: Athens is the right answer. You’ve got two thousand pounds, Pat!
The next question is for four thousand. When was the first episode of ‘Star Trek’? Was it A, nineteen sixty-six? B, nineteen seventy-six? Or C, nineteen ninety-six?
P: Oh. Uh, it’s a very old programme… mm, I think it was nineteen sixty-six…
I wasn’t born then. Yeah, I’m sure it was nineteen sixty-six.
C: Nineteen sixty-six is the… right answer, Pat! That’s four thousand.
Feeling confident?
Number Fifteen
A: Excuse me, can I ask you about breakfast?
B: Sorry?
A: It’s a survey. About breakfasts. It only takes a minute or two.
B: OK. What do you want to know?
A: What did you have for breakfast this morning?
B: Is that all?
A: That’s it.
B: Oh, alright. I had a bowl of cereal and a banana.
A: At home?
B: Yes, at home.
A: Anything to drink?
B: Yes. I had a cup of tea. Are we finished?
A: Yes. No more questions. Thank you.
Number Sixteen
A: Oh, it’s Debbie Toft – Inca Adventure. How far has she got?
B: She’s climbed the mountain. She’s in the forest section now.
A: That’s difficult. Has she been to the pyramid?
B: No. Where is it?
A: It’s on the other side of the river.
B: Can she swim across?
A: No, the river’s full of piranha fish.
B: OK… so… She’s going to jump.
A: Yes, but be quick…
B: Right… She’s jumping the river. And she’s jumped across the river. What next?
A: The pyramid’s along that path…
B: You mean the path with the boa constrictor?
A: That’s the one.
C: Debbie Toft has lost three lives. That’s the end of this adventure.
Do you want to play again?
Number Seventeen
I’ve got a very large American refrigerator.
I live on my own, but I have friends to dinner every weekend.
So I’ve got some champagne. There’s some cheese. It’s French cheese, Camembert.
I buy it from a specialist cheese shop in London. It’s very expensive. There’s some beef. Fillet steak, of course. And some fresh strawberries. They’re imported.
They come from California.
Number Eighteen
Chris: This is for eight thousand.
When were the dinosaurs alive? Was it, A, about sixty million years ago?
B, about six million years ago? Or C, about six hundred thousand years ago?
Pat: A, Sixty million years ago.
C: That was quick! Are you sure?
P: Yes, I’m sure, Chris. I’m a science teacher.
C: And you’ve got eight thousand! Well done, Pat. Now for sixteen thousand…
Who was Cleopatra? Was she A, The Queen of Rome? B, The Queen of England? Or C, The Queen of Egypt?
P: C.
C: C, The Queen of Egypt?
P: Yes.
C: That’s your final answer?
P: That’s my final answer.
C: You don’t want to change it?
P: No, Chris. C. The Queen of Egypt.
C: And you’ve got sixteen thousand! Congratulations, Pat.
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